Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with website the program/times/facts"
- Seriously
- Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
- Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.
Totally You're Ancient History Now
Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Obsolete than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.
Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.
You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.
Honestly Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️
Cancel culture is totally an absolute myth. Like, seriously, people lose their minds over the silliest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't deal with any criticism. Give me a break! {People need to chill out and learn how to have a civilized conversation.
We're, not like being silenced every day. It happens sometimes. Plus, everyone makes mistakes. We should give people a second chance instead of trying to destroy their lives! ✌️
The Aksually Guide to Being Right (All The Time)
Yo, fam! Ever get like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just lost the big picture? Well, grab your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna boost your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, owning every argument and leaving your foes in the dust. It's time to take charge the world with your superior intellect!
- First, master the art of deduction. Those sheeple rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of clarity.
- Next, learn to express your thoughts with the confidence of a champion. Use big copyright, throw in some jargon, and don't be afraid to challenge those peasants who dare to doubt you.
- Finally, always remember: being right is everything.
I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*
It's a truly wicked internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a statement, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to discourse about an entirely divergent topic. Sometimes it's hilarious, but one thing's for sure: it's a beautiful example of how communication can go south.
It usually involves a knowledgeable individual who feels the need to correct on others, even when it's completely off-topic. The irony is that these individuals often miss the point the original meaning.
It's a neverending saga that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this communication breakdown, remember: sometimes it's best to just let it go.
A Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of When "Aksually" Became Uncool|
It all started innocently enough. Back in the early 2010s, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was an absolute banger. Kids were {slinging it aroundeverywhere they went and parents were scratching their heads, wondering how this linguistic abomination became a thing.
- But then
By around, things started getting weird. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too predictable, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of this linguistic anomaly.
It's a mystery for the ages is that by the early 2020s, "aksualmente" was officially canceled. Today, it resides mostly in the annals of internet history. A sad tale for a once-iconic phrase.